Things arent going quite according to plan…We cant decide whether or not to sacrifice 3 low point slopes for 2 mid point slopes…we just dont know the right answer!
It has a 90 degree turn and some MTB northshore nearby!
Esher had some really nice chatty people around, I say some, I mean 2, it was a little bit deserted. We really liked it here just because the slope has a 90 degree bend half way down…still dendex and still quite slow but it was just a little different! Nothing really to play on though, not that we have the time anyway, we decided on a total of 3 carrots out of the 5 due to “niceness” (i cant find the right word) of it. It just needs a lot more to do, maybe some bumps and a less vicious poma! Bruises all round and a little bit of flight from napper.
Next was Bowles…A bit out of the way to say the least, but they were nice enough to let us go on even though they were about to close! Fantastic! Really nice activity centre, unfortunatly with lots of kids running around and commenting on our dress sense…
The slope guys were awesome and the slope was really well maintained, good quality dendex (never thought Id say that) and the sprinklers did their job! There were also two really nice little lumps in the slope for jumping as the video footage will show once I have it editied! 4 carrots maybe sounds a bit outrageous but it was a mint location and had spot on facilities. (They also turned the sprinklers on just for our run!) So yeh, a 4!
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The Knockhatch Slope, although the staff there were really nice and friendly,the slope was somewhat lacking, apparently it is called powderflex?! Basically wet astro turf on a hill…You stand with your board flat, you stick to the slope…which…personally i think defeats the purpose of a ski slope? I started off by shuffling forward onto the main bit of the slope and went flat on my bum, back to the beginner stages of snowboarding! We have decided to give them a single carrot out of five, we were so dissapointed by the sense of not being able to snowboard, but the people were cool and the slope looked nice!
Due to only just having lunch at 7pm a couple of us…ok…mainly me…started to get a bit grumpy but after a quick charizo and primula Tiger baguette, we are topped up and back to full spirits.
As we were leaving Knockhatch slope we were suddely jumped on by the “Are we there yet?” groms! who had been down to the very south east! They will probably have racked the points right up! We need to adjust our plans! A thursday night map reading session…the joys! We have decided to cut our losses and not head to Folkstone slope and just head up back toward our base, this is us submitting that we cannot do the whole 37
THe plan is to hit another minimum of 3 slopes tonight, but optimistically 5 before we head back to the hutch!



